Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)
This makes too much sense.
Let’s do this.
This is awesome.
The most f’d up games we play is “Geothimble.” All harmless and innocent and geocache-ee? Not at all. We steal eachother’s shit. And hide it.
Rules? Nothing important. No homework, medication, or expensive products. Steal things like sharpies and trinkets. Take a picture of the object with your phone. Hide it. Pull up your maps app, drop a pin within ten foot radius of where it’s hidden, zoom out enough so there are some landmarks (street names, grove of funny trees, house, ect.) Screen-shot the marked map. Email/text both photos to owner of the object, with optional clue.
My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
Nyoooooo~~~
pallas cats are so weird. they always look angry and the fact that they have round pupils instead of slitted make them resemble a tiny angry man
LET ME LOVE YOU
I can’t. I just Can’t.
Good god, I want it.
Homemade Hand Warmers | V & Co
It is really, really coldhere in Adelaide at the moment! Don’t get me wrong, I love the cold weather - plus we don’t have snow, bonus! - but when you’re not in a heated place it can be really uncomfortable. My poor friend attends her son’s basketball games late at night and she said out of everything her hands were the coldest! I saw some hand warmers in the shops but they were $10! What I love about these little things is that they are very, very cheap to make - all you need is some scrap fabric and rice. I’m going to make one for everyone in my team and be popular for the rest of Winter!
They also work as Ice Packs. Being from a big, crazy family, that is what their most often used for in my house.
- Hearing someone jump into a swimming pool that’s colder than they thought it was gonna be.
- The noise old women make when someone puts food infront of them. OoOOooh.
- Watching a pigeon drag a massive slice of pizza. “Maureen is gonna bloody love this!”
- Watching a goth laugh. “I love Satan…but…
I love you.
You probably hate me right now, think I’m over-reacting and crazy and a total bitch.
You probably won’t make it to my graduation right now because of me, of what I said.
You probably will be there all week, not stay at my place on friday, like we had planned.
You know what?
I don’t care. Because you never were planning to make my graduation anyway, you never were planning on coming over friday. You never were planning on living that long. But you know what? You will.
Because I love you.
I’m my sister’s mother.
My mom is once again being inept at parenting, so I’m chaperoning my siblings to their school’s open house.
Like, Im a senior in highschool. I really oughtnt be in such a position so often. I don’t want to know how much of my hard-earned money has gone to things parents should be paying for, or how much time has been spent parenting my siblings.
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
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Bath tiles that change color according to heat
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Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
wait what I want that showerhead. +_+ That’s so cool.
oh, the stories my stoner friends would have…
#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies
My two favorite animals! <3
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
